Working at the local public library gives me access to a plethora of knowledge and information right at my finger tips. I can find information on just about any subject.
Frequently I come across something that catches my eye, usually because of a picture on the cover or a humorous title such as The Complete Idiot's Guide to Exotic and Pole Dancing Illustrated. You gotta start somewhere, right?
I probably wouldn’t have noticed the CD Book below for any particular reason, we have a whole series of this available.
But while searching for another item, this one fell of the shelf and the CD went rolling across the floor. When I picked it up I noticed the warning across the label.
“WARNING: DO NOT PLAY THE SELF-HYPNONSIS TRACK (TRACK ONE) WHILE DRIVING AN AUTOMOBILE”
Wow! And I thought texting while driving was a problem.
While writing this, I was listening to "Waiting For The Night To Come" from "Strawberry Blood" by Mundy
Terry, your writing and this blog are hilarious! Wish I would've found it sooner. Working in Interlibrary Loan brings equally ridiculous titles. My favorite is How to Avoid Huge Ships, followed by a book on photographing kids called How to Shoot Your Children.
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